The shoe version of an extraordinarily classy mullet: Minimalist and pointy in front, Indiana Jones'-style plunder in back.
"The designer's Martian, you know, but he has such a keen feel for the human foot."
Irregular Choice
Kite-flying, picnics, cotton candy, extra-huge teacups and one crazy-insane haberdasher.
AvantGarbGet this-- the heel is actually a wheel. Something about these shoes has me fantasizing about winning a particularly cunning poker game in Vegas. As I rake in my winnings, I address the table from over my dark sunglasses: "That's how I roll." A twisted, knowing smile fades as quickly as it appeared.
Now that I've got all this off my chest, let me get my head back in the game. I'll start by packing a lunch for myself to take tomorrow, as part of my one and only New Year's Resolution. I don't typically take much stock in New Year's Resolutions; I think they prevent people from trying to change on an ongoing basis. Disbeliever that I am, I managed to make this one New Year's Resolution this year, though: to rely more on the power of groceries and my cooking, and less on restaurants and take-out.
Now that I've got all this off my chest, let me get my head back in the game. I'll start by packing a lunch for myself to take tomorrow, as part of my one and only New Year's Resolution. I don't typically take much stock in New Year's Resolutions; I think they prevent people from trying to change on an ongoing basis. Disbeliever that I am, I managed to make this one New Year's Resolution this year, though: to rely more on the power of groceries and my cooking, and less on restaurants and take-out.
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You sure can find 'em, sugar. That's a big old world of footwear weirdness, there.
Good luck, good luck, good luck with your last quarter!!
Those are wild, I think the only ones I'd be brave enough for are the 3rd.
Sal: Thanks a bunch!
Eyeliah: It doesn't stop there though! Once I get to looking into something (weird but beautiful shoes) I get on a steamroll. It might get to where I have a weird shoe of the day, but I'll spare you!
That "how I roll" fantasy has got me laughing so hard. I can't get over it, and I'm struggling to find the right words to even describe how happy you've just made me.
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