Thursday, September 24, 2009

My friends are the best...

I just got this in the mail from my friends... and I can't wait! On the "menu" of activities there includes "ziplining, horseback-riding, hot-tubbing, boozing". Oh. My. G-d.

My dad expressed concern about us ladies being alone in the woods, to which I replied that we already had a rather repellant banner made up to hang, swag-style across the front of the cabin: Vagina Dentata Sufferers' Convention.

Takin' a bite outta crime!!




Charlie said...

That is the rockin-est invitation ever - sounds like it will be a blast.

Elissa said...

Charlie: Thanks! I will eat a piece of penis candy for you.