Quite a few of my grapes were assaulted by passers-by! I met a fellow Grape later in the night (and many popped grapes later!) who was experiencing similar... disquietude.
... And... The Contest is ovah! In just a few short days, I'll stick your entries in a hat-- engineer? bowler? fez? -- and pick out a winner! Thanks to everyone who entered!
Let's kickstart the rest of this spooky-ass weekend with your moment of zen:
An actual clown, sadly sweeping up the street after his performance last night.